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is there a scholarship for trying
Do you ever have that outfit you wear so often you think
"Yes, this is the outfit I’d be drawn in everyday if I was a cartoon"
its so strange how the same face can make you feel so right and bring you so much pain
gluten free person: excuse me, but do you have any gf options?
my mother: you smoke too much weed
friend: *turns on country music*
me: can you chill
when im dead sext me through a ouija board
straight ppl are wild why you needa make out in the line for juice
straight ppl like to make out in stupid spots and then get all weird abt it like “i kissed you in the frozen food section at super walmart i am the reason storms are named after people”